RDLee Free Insanity: Zah

Now, for the first time ever, Zah from World Wrestling Insanity breaks his silence.....

Well actually that's not true at all.... Because you can hear him every week on the "World According To Zah" at ClubWWI.com. And you can read his "Shaking My Head" column every Friday at worldwrestlinginsanity.com

He is known as the host with the most, the man of the hour, too sweet to be sour, blah, blah, blah.... Here it is uncut and uncensored just the way you like it.....

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RDLee: Welcome to RDLee Free Insanity, ZAH. Great to finally have you on!

ZAH: RDLee Free Insanity? I don't even know what the hell that is. Where's James Guttman? You lied to me. What the f*ck? 

RDLee: Ummm...so let me start off by asking... What in the blue hell is this "Airchair" thing you are always siting in???

ZAH: Well, I record my audios while sitting in a chair. I'm doing an audio so I'm technically "on the air" when you play it back. It's an "air chair". What...too complicated?

RDLee: I still don't get it..... Anywho, why do you believe in your heart that Aaron Wood sucks?

ZAH: Why would anybody believe in their heart that he doesn't? 

RDLee: Because he is Scottish maybe? Ok....next question What the hell is a "Fritz Stephey"?

ZAH: It's a chocolate-flavored pancake found only in Holland.

RDLee: Now that you have decided to keep Pillar to Post with a new format added, how are you getting all the big names to sign on for it? Blackmail? Money? Sex? All 3?

ZAH: Well, Sweeney turned down my offer for sex and he wouldn't give me any money...so you figure it out.

RDLee: I don't want to.....So where did the name "ZAH" come from?

ZAH: I dunno...my parents gave it to me. I think it's Norwegian, which is weird because my family isn't from Norwegia.

RDLee: If you were stuck on a deserted island for the rest of your life and HAD to pick one person to live with out of the following..... Aaron Wood, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn or the The Great Khali.... who would you pick and why?

ZAH: Probably Khali. I mean, I could kill him and then live off of his big-ass meaty body for months. I guess I could do the same with Wood, but I have a feeling he'd be all gamy. No thanks. And Gunn? Please...I wouldn't touch him with Aaron Wood's mouth.

RDLee: I hope not.... So if RDLee Equals Ratings, what does ZAH Equal?

ZAH: Web-clicks and audio downloads. Belee-dat sucka!

RDLee: I do, I do....We all know about your man crush on CM Punk, anyone else you eyeballing that we should know about?

ZAH: None that you should know about, no.

RDLee: So are you implying that it could be me? Sorry I am taken.... Anyways, which sucks worse, Aaron Wood or TNA's booking?

ZAH: Wow...first hardball question of the interview. As much as I'd love to say Mr. Suck, after watching "No Surrender" it's not really that close. TNA's booking truly sucks harder. Although I must admit there are times where Wood is so bad he sucks AND blows at the same time...but I still have to go with TNA booking.

RDLee: Ha Ha, you said "hardball"..... So James Guttman and Mike Rickard both have books coming out this fall, when is the "World According To ZAH" book gonna be happen?

ZAH: No word of lie, I've been asked that before, actually. I honestly don't think there's enough interest out there in an entire book of nothing but what I think about the business. Of course, if ECW Press came a-knockin', I surely wouldn't say 'no'.

RDLee: If you could watch the matches of one person for the rest of your life, who would you choose?

ZAH: I couldn't do it. I don't have the attention span to watch more than one dvd of the same person's matches at any given time. Any more than that and I'd go more insane than I already am. Now if it were PORN we're talkin' about...

RDLee: Perv....nevermind that.... So, at the 33 minute mark of your next audio could you stop for a second and just simply say this phrase 3 times.... "Head Cheese" and then move on without explanation?

ZAH: No...but I can do it near the end of my "No Surrender" audio.

RDLee: Did you realize that when you begin your audio that sometimes you steal Mike Rickard's "Hey Now" gimmick? Are you sorry about it or should he consider legal action?

ZAH: It's technically something I borrowed from Howard Stern, not Rickard. And I've got the better radio voice so I could easily argue that Rickard steals it from me. And it's not a gimmick...it's a catchphrase. And it's not copyrighted. And it's not even Howard Stern's, it's from the Gary Shandling Show. And Aaron Wood sucks.

RDLee: Yeah, I agree on that last one ten fold. Well that wraps things up, any final words to all the ZAH marks out there?

ZAH: Well, I totally appreciate you clicking the links that bring you to my column, my audio, my MySpace, and my online blog each and every week. Because if it weren't for you, I'd just be sitting in my room every night naked in the dark talking to myself and writing down words for nobody. Not very healthy.

RDLee: Yeah I have nothing else to say except thanks for joining me (hopefully fully clothed) and I wish you nothing but luck in all your future endeavors!

ZAH: Dude...when you're this awesome, you create your own luck.