Tuesday, September 23, 2008

RDLee Free Insanity: CVD

The man behind the upcoming movie "Menace" gives a interview that we can all appreciate. So sit back and enjoy the humor and honesty that only he can provide.

Please welcome the man, the myth, the legend.....CVD!

RDLee: Hey CVD, thanks so much for joining me today!

CVD: Hey, no problem.... Anything for the man who equals ratings. LOL! 

RDLee: We go way back, meeting on Xbox live years ago, what are you playing these days?

CVD: Smackdown vs Raw 2008, Mercenaries 2, Rockband 2, Ninja Gaiden 2(see a trend starting here?) and of course... Madden 09.

RDLee: Are you looking forward to any future releases?

CVD: Resident Evil 5 is obviously my most anticipated. I'm also looking forward to the new WWE SVR 2009, Gears of War 2, and Dead Space. 

RDLee: Who will win the console war in your opinion and why?

CVD: Probably Microsoft, for now. But I don't really care about that shit! I own all three systems and I think each one brings a different experience than the other. I use my Ps3 to play original titles like Hevaenly Sword, Uncharted: Drake's fortune, and Metal Gear Solid 4. I use the Xbox 360 to talk with my friends in California, and beat the crap out of Katz Money any chance I can get. While the Wii is used for those days where you have ADD and can't sit still for more than two minutes.

RDLee: We have a mutual friend in 20th Century Fox producer and co-creater of the comic book Booster Gold, Mr. Jeff Katz. Do you think that he stands a chance in our upcoming Smackdown v.s. Raw 2009 triple threat matches with me and you involved?

CVD: I don't think you realize who your talking about. When Katz Money heads down to the squared circle.... it's on! The man doesn't have mercy for anyone, or anything. He's... Cold Blooded!

RDLee: Some people may not be aware of the fact that you recently finished a movie called "MENACE" could you give us a brief synopsis on what the film is all about?

CVD: The best way to describe MENACE is.... a slasher movie with some brains. 

RDLee: Do you make a apperance in the film as well?

CVD: Yes. A brief cameo.

RDLee: What can someone do to get ahold of a copy of "MENACE" on dvd?

CVD: For now, you'll have to wait a little bit longer. You'll be the first to know when it happens.

RDLee: You recently put out a request for anyone to give their ideas for a kill scene in the next movie "MENACE 2", I submitted mine and you decided to use it. Is it too late for anyone else to throw their ideas your way? If not how can they contact you to submit?

CVD: You were a special case. So, I'll probably go with my own original kills for the rest, but never know....

RDLee: Now we usually have different tastes when it comes to movies,but allow me to ask you what you your top 5 must see movies of the 2008 year are? 

CVD: Hellboy 2: The golden Army, The Dark Knight, Iron Man, Incredible Hulk, and Wanted. 

RDLee: You are a recent adopter of blu-ray. What are your thoughts on it now that you experienced it's greatness?

CVD: I love it. Watching Road Warrior in high-def, was awesome!

RDLee: Are you still following wrestling? if so, what's going on in your head regarding the business overall right now?

CVD: They don't understand what they're doing anymore. You got TNA acting like a miniWCW, and the WWE has no competition, so they have no reason to break the boundaries like they did in the late nineties. Hasn't any of these federations realized that a good stable brings ratings? TNA was at their best(in my opinion) when Team Canada and Jarrett had an alliance. The WWE gets their biggest ratings when they had popular stables too. Do you want me to bring up the NWO while I'm at it?

RDLee: Did you warm up to the HBK/Bret Hart Wrestlemania 12 Iron Man match yet?????

CVD: Never. Worst Wrestlemania ever!!!!!! That whole card sucked. You could tell something was going on with their roster just by watching that crapfest. Savio Vega vs Austin? That's a Wrestlemania match? 

RDLee: So what IS your favorite match of all time then?

CVD: Easy. Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat vs "Macho Man" Randy Savage at Wrestlemnia III. The match that stole the thunder from the slam heard round the world. Hogan must have been pissed. 

RDLee: Awesome, so we will wrap this up now, is there anything else you would like to say to all the CVD-Maniacs out there?

CVD: F*ck you, f*ck you, your cool... f*ck you I'm out!

RDLee: Thanks for joining me and I wish you the best of luck in all your future endevours.

CVD: Same to you RDLee

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Mike Rickard's Top 5 Worst Wrestling Games

When I first started this blog, I reached out and asked people to write something entertaining to read so I can share it with all of you. Some people responded, including "The Magnificant" Mike Rickard from World Wrestling Insanity.com

Below is his list of the top 5 WORST wrestling video games of all time. So enjoy and be sure to pre-order his book "Wrestling's Greatest Moments" which can be found on the right side of this blog via the Amazon link I provided. Thanks!


Anyone can throw together a list of the best wrestling video games of all time. With No Mercy and the SmackDown! series you’ve already got a top five list. No, it takes a real masochist to survey the slew of garbage out there and present the worst of the worst. When it comes to wrestling video games, they’re a lot like the sport itself. There’s good and bad to be found everywhere and just because it’s from a major promotion doesn’t guarantee it’s going to be good.

Quite Frankly, it’s easy to talk about the good wrestling games- But I’d like to talk about the bad ones! Let’s look at what I refer to as the cream of the crap. 

5. WWF In Your House- take everything you like about WWF Wrestlemania the Arcade Game and throw it out the window. Personally, I always hated Wrestlemania the Arcade Game. The idea of mixing Mortal Kombat and the WWF was cool in concept but poor in execution (just like WWE Creative). This one though stripped away any of the redeeming qualities that made Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game a hit with some fans. I’d like to say it doesn’t get any worse than this but the list is just beginning.

4. WCW Backstage Assault- who needs a wrestling ring for a wrestling game? Not the folks at Electronic Arts who designed this one to feature nothing but backstage brawling. Mix in some awful graphics with the forgettable game engine from WCW Mayhem and your frustration is complete.

3. WWF Wrestlemania (NES): This video game epitomized WWF merchandising at the time-poorly made products designed to make a quick buck. The graphics were so crude that I still think this game was ported from the Atari 2600. I remember dropping fifty bucks on this baby and rushing home to play it. Imagine my delight when I had the game finished in less than two hours. The first but definitely not the last wrestling game that had you wishing you never bought it.

2. TNA Impact!: For a game that was three years in the making, Midway really shit the bed with this one. It’s a sixty dollar glorified demo version of what could (and quite frankly should) have been a great game. The game has a clever submission and counter system but the rest of its combat system is inexcusably flawed. Where do we begin? Brain damaged AI? Repetitive announcing from Mike Tenay and Don West (oh wait, in that respect the game captures TNA perfectly)? A shocking lack of specialty matches? A bankrupt create-a-wrestler system. Even better is that Midway reportedly had thousands of moves captured for the game only for Midway to cut most of them due to “time constraints”. Not happy with this one? Don’t worry because Midway reportedly will be releasing lots of downloadable content including new matches and wrestlers. How generous of them! You pay $59.95 for a glorified demo and then get to drop some more bucks on what should have come with the game in the first place. Any redeeming qualities that Impact! has are totally wiped out by this unacceptable release. 

1. Showdown: Legends of Wrestling: Like TNA Impact!, this one could have been a classic. With over sixty true legends from the 80’s and 90’s, announcing from Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, Larry Zbyszko, and Tony Schiavone, and classic arenas like Maple Leaf Gardens, Madison Square Garden, and the Omni, you’d think this would be on everyone’s list of all-time greats. Unfortunately, the game featured incredibly stupid AI, more bugs than the latest version of Windows, and a control system that simulated the horrible effects of cerebral palsy. This one could have been so good and yet it ended up being so bad that you can’t help but wonder if it was the victim of industrial sabotage. Avoid this one like the clap (and you’ll have more fun getting the clap than you will playing this game).

Thursday, September 18, 2008

RDLee Free Insanity: Zah

Now, for the first time ever, Zah from World Wrestling Insanity breaks his silence.....

Well actually that's not true at all.... Because you can hear him every week on the "World According To Zah" at ClubWWI.com. And you can read his "Shaking My Head" column every Friday at worldwrestlinginsanity.com

He is known as the host with the most, the man of the hour, too sweet to be sour, blah, blah, blah.... Here it is uncut and uncensored just the way you like it.....


RDLee: Welcome to RDLee Free Insanity, ZAH. Great to finally have you on!

ZAH: RDLee Free Insanity? I don't even know what the hell that is. Where's James Guttman? You lied to me. What the f*ck? 

RDLee: Ummm...so let me start off by asking... What in the blue hell is this "Airchair" thing you are always siting in???

ZAH: Well, I record my audios while sitting in a chair. I'm doing an audio so I'm technically "on the air" when you play it back. It's an "air chair". What...too complicated?

RDLee: I still don't get it..... Anywho, why do you believe in your heart that Aaron Wood sucks?

ZAH: Why would anybody believe in their heart that he doesn't? 

RDLee: Because he is Scottish maybe? Ok....next question What the hell is a "Fritz Stephey"?

ZAH: It's a chocolate-flavored pancake found only in Holland.

RDLee: Now that you have decided to keep Pillar to Post with a new format added, how are you getting all the big names to sign on for it? Blackmail? Money? Sex? All 3?

ZAH: Well, Sweeney turned down my offer for sex and he wouldn't give me any money...so you figure it out.

RDLee: I don't want to.....So where did the name "ZAH" come from?

ZAH: I dunno...my parents gave it to me. I think it's Norwegian, which is weird because my family isn't from Norwegia.

RDLee: If you were stuck on a deserted island for the rest of your life and HAD to pick one person to live with out of the following..... Aaron Wood, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn or the The Great Khali.... who would you pick and why?

ZAH: Probably Khali. I mean, I could kill him and then live off of his big-ass meaty body for months. I guess I could do the same with Wood, but I have a feeling he'd be all gamy. No thanks. And Gunn? Please...I wouldn't touch him with Aaron Wood's mouth.

RDLee: I hope not.... So if RDLee Equals Ratings, what does ZAH Equal?

ZAH: Web-clicks and audio downloads. Belee-dat sucka!

RDLee: I do, I do....We all know about your man crush on CM Punk, anyone else you eyeballing that we should know about?

ZAH: None that you should know about, no.

RDLee: So are you implying that it could be me? Sorry I am taken.... Anyways, which sucks worse, Aaron Wood or TNA's booking?

ZAH: Wow...first hardball question of the interview. As much as I'd love to say Mr. Suck, after watching "No Surrender" it's not really that close. TNA's booking truly sucks harder. Although I must admit there are times where Wood is so bad he sucks AND blows at the same time...but I still have to go with TNA booking.

RDLee: Ha Ha, you said "hardball"..... So James Guttman and Mike Rickard both have books coming out this fall, when is the "World According To ZAH" book gonna be happen?

ZAH: No word of lie, I've been asked that before, actually. I honestly don't think there's enough interest out there in an entire book of nothing but what I think about the business. Of course, if ECW Press came a-knockin', I surely wouldn't say 'no'.

RDLee: If you could watch the matches of one person for the rest of your life, who would you choose?

ZAH: I couldn't do it. I don't have the attention span to watch more than one dvd of the same person's matches at any given time. Any more than that and I'd go more insane than I already am. Now if it were PORN we're talkin' about...

RDLee: Perv....nevermind that.... So, at the 33 minute mark of your next audio could you stop for a second and just simply say this phrase 3 times.... "Head Cheese" and then move on without explanation?

ZAH: No...but I can do it near the end of my "No Surrender" audio.

RDLee: Did you realize that when you begin your audio that sometimes you steal Mike Rickard's "Hey Now" gimmick? Are you sorry about it or should he consider legal action?

ZAH: It's technically something I borrowed from Howard Stern, not Rickard. And I've got the better radio voice so I could easily argue that Rickard steals it from me. And it's not a gimmick...it's a catchphrase. And it's not copyrighted. And it's not even Howard Stern's, it's from the Gary Shandling Show. And Aaron Wood sucks.

RDLee: Yeah, I agree on that last one ten fold. Well that wraps things up, any final words to all the ZAH marks out there?

ZAH: Well, I totally appreciate you clicking the links that bring you to my column, my audio, my MySpace, and my online blog each and every week. Because if it weren't for you, I'd just be sitting in my room every night naked in the dark talking to myself and writing down words for nobody. Not very healthy.

RDLee: Yeah I have nothing else to say except thanks for joining me (hopefully fully clothed) and I wish you nothing but luck in all your future endeavors!

ZAH: Dude...when you're this awesome, you create your own luck.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Dreams Can Come True!

Here’s a little cooking secret for ya: everything’s better with bacon. Everything. Including chocolate chip cookies!

Ooh, You Tasty Little Things blog has the recipe on how to make your own bacon chocolate chip cookies with maple cinnamon glaze. How to de-clog your arteries guide not included.

Sure, that was a good salad, but it would have been so much better with bacon. That was a delicious baked potato.. I wish it had some bacon on it. You know what was missing from breakfast this morning?- bacon. I think we’ve come up with so many foods which bacon can enhance, that we really were wondering what foods it wouldn’t. [...]

Then we started talking about what bacon has successfully been added to, and the thought of the maple bacon bar donut at Voodoo donut back home, and Vosages bacon chocolate bar made me wonder..

Could I make a cookie with bacon? How about a chocolate chip cookie?

My husband cringed. He asked me to make a small batch, just in case. He’s a big fan of standard chocolate chip cookies, so to see a whole batch go to waste if the bacon addition didn’t work, I think it might have made him cry.

But I had to do it. The bacon and chocolate chip cookie had to be made.

Want To Join The Band?

Me and Cincynagi started a band in Rock Band 2 on Xbox 360 last night. We are named the "Road Warriorz" and actually wear the classic red spiked shoulder pads that LOD used to wear in WWF. Currently we are ranked number 93 out of 27,000 plus bands on the game in the world. Not bad huh?

So now we need more members that are interested in playing the Drums (We already have one part time drummer in Ficker) or doing the Vocals (don't be shy!) So message me on Xbox Live if you are interested. Gamertag is RDLee. Thanks guys!

Saturday, September 13, 2008

My Thoughts on TNA iMPACT: The Game

Like most people I have been waiting 2 years for this game and had high hopes going into when I finally put the game in my Xbox 360. Now after several hours of gameplay and the full completion of the storymode I am happy to report that the game is great! 

The gameplay is fun and feels fresh. The graphics are beautiful. The storymode was very well done and original. And the challenge of the last boss in Jeff Jarrett was insane. All in all I would not only recommend wrestling fans to pick up this game, but I would go as far as to say this game will be direct competition to the Smackdown v.s. Raw series in the upcoming years.

If anyone has the 360 version and wants to lose a match then add "RDLee" to your friends list. I will be more than happy to deliver a beat down or two. Thanks for reading. Keep on Keeping On!

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

RIP Evan Tanner

Former UFC middleweight champion Evan Tanner was found Sept. 8 in the desert east of San Diego. Sheriff's Lt. George Moreno says a preliminary coroner's report suggests the fighter died of heat exposure. A body discovered on Monday near the Palo Verde mountain area by Imperial County (CA) police is that of former Ultimate Fighting Championship middleweight champion Evan Tanner. He was 37 years old. I hope he rests in peace.

Monday, September 8, 2008

RDLee Free Insanity: "The Boss" TJ Dillon

He is the man behind the Dillon Enterprises, the man with the all powerful right hand, and the commish of the PWF. You may know his as TJ Dillon, but in reality he is known as THE BOSS! 

To check out more about The Boss TJ Dillon & The PWF go to: http://pwftn.co.nr/

RDLee: Welcome to the coolest place in town today TJ Dillon!

TJ: Your welcome for having me, but I will not continue unless you call me the Boss!

RDLee: Uh.....alrighty then...that leads me in to my first question, Why do they call you The Boss?

Boss: Well it could be because I have a power fetish, or because I'm a big Springsteen fan, or maybe its because I run a multi-billion dollar corporation, Dillon Enterprises. Actually I guess it's all 3.

RDLee: Is it true that you have more money than the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase?

Boss: Dibiase? Oh you mean that nice guy who washes my windows on my leer jet? Uh, yeah.

RDLee: You are currently working with the PWF is that correct?

Boss: Yes. I am The Commissioner of the PWF, the best independant wrestling in East Tennessee. I see you are quite a fan.

RDLee: What are your thoughts on the current roster?

Boss: We have a plethora of young upcoming talent like The Xcception Josh Crawford, Johnny Knieval, Mad Dog Daniel Mulligan and so many others. But its our veterans like The Modern Day Superstar, Man Mountain Terrance Tyler, The Death Riders, and Mike Blade that give our company stability. Plus Bobby Eaton gives us the credibility that has made us a huge draw since day one. We have an amazing group of talent, right down to our ring announcer Munkay. And everyone, and believe me, I mean everyone has stepped into that ring on more than one occasion. You really fight for your position.

RDLee: If you could put a bounty on any member of the roster, who would it be and why?

Boss: Hammer of course. I've been feuding with him for 2 years now. I want that troll out of my hair for good. Of course I wouldn't mind getting ahold of that play by play announcer James Buchanan either. He owes me money.

RDLee: If you could bring in one TNA/WWE star to join Dillon Enterprises who would you choose?

Boss: You would want me to say someone of whom I have admired his work in TNA for many years, wouldn't you? But no, The Boss always has a trick up his sleeve. You have to to stay on top. I would choose Randy Orton. He has everything I need in a Champion. Plus he also hails from St. Louis and that's where Dillon Enterprises is.

RDLee: You recently had a match scheduled that was 2 years in the making against Hammer, why did that match not take place?

Boss: Well we didn't have the match because I issued the best of 7 challenge, I would say Hammer is lucky he didn't get hiss ass kicked again!

RDLee: What do you think about the new PWF champion Daniel Mulligan?

Boss: He cheated. And he smells. Period.

RDLee: What does the future hold for you in the PWF? 

Boss: For now, who knows its really just a side venture anyways. A tax write-off, if you will. I will make it billions till it rivals those "other" feds and then leave it to my right hand man, Main Event Money Jay Shaft.

RDLee: Does the Boss TJ Dillon "Bleed Purple"?

Boss: Yes. Actually thats where we got that slogan.

RDLee: Well its time to call it a day, I would like to thank you and wish you the best in your future endevours. Any final words for all the marks out there?

Boss: Just one small notice to anyone out there who would dare challenge me: Don't Cross The Boss!!

Spiderman 4 Teaser Poster

If you're a serious Spider-Man fan, you've probably been wondering when the producers were gonna dust off Dylan Baker and FINALLY let him become the super-villain we've all been waiting for. Yes, newbies, the one-armed college professor who appears in all three Spider-Man films (for about 90 seconds at a time) is the guy who eventually gets turned into man-sized Lizard with a true hatred for Spider-Man. I'm assuming Sam Raimi wedged the character into the first two films, hoping to deliver a pay-off in Spider-Man 3, but I guess that flick was just too damn cluttered with other baddies.

According to one source, not only will Baker finally become The Lizard in Spider-Man 4, but we'll also have to contend with a certain villain known as Carnage. Spider-Man 4 would have to go a little bit "darker" than its predecessors to accurately capture the Carnage story, which focuses on a serial killer called Cletus Kasady who comes into contact with some of Eddie Brock's "symbiote" goo while they're both stuck in prison. (Connors, on the other hand, becomes Lizard after injecting himself with reptilian DNA in an effort to re-grow his missing arm.)

FreezeDriedMovies.com claims that these scoops come from the same source that gave them the Venom scoop a while back, so hopefully both villain reports are accurate. Apparently there's also talk of getting Black Cat into the Spider-Man 4 mix, because if a record-breaking opening weekend tells you one thing, it's that you can never have too many villains in your Spidey sequels. (Perhaps we'll get some of the goofier villains -- Rhino, Vulture, Electro, Kraven the Hunter -- in Spider-Man 5.) 

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Ghostbusters Back in Business!!!

From: IGN.com

After a two decade absence, the Ghostbusters finally appear ready to return to the silver screen. Columbia Pictures has tapped the Emmy-nominated writing team of Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky (producers of The Office) to pen the screenplay.

Variety reports that the new script will be "for a film designed to bring back together the original cast of Harold Ramis, Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd and Ernie Hudson." (There were rumors that Ghostbusters 3 would revolve around a younger GBs instead.)

Monday, September 1, 2008

RDLee Free Insanity: Canadian Bulldog

Welcome to another edition of RDLee Free Insanity. This one is a treat, After being called out on his audio for not having a guest of his star power, I decided to turn the tables and give the always controversial Canadian Bulldog his chance to lash out at whatever and whoever he wants. This interview is filled with trademark humor and educated writing, and thats all just from my side. So without further adu, Put the paper down because here it is:

RDLee: Thanks for joining me today Bulldog, I will try not to pretend like I don't know who you are...

Bulldog: Well, it's an honor just to be here on the Bryan and Vinny Show, Mr. Alvarez, and so...... wait. What the fuck is this???? RDLee Free Insanity? That doesn't even make SENSE gramatically!

RDLee: Yes it does....So let me start off by asking if YOU can pretend to know who I am for this interview?

Bulldog: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Anyways, my only parameters for this interview: no Aaron Wood questions, PLEASE.

RDLee: Too bad....thats the theme. So are you proud of yourself for creating the "Artie Lee" gimmick just to get a cheap pop and rip me off and attempt to get more ratings on your audios?

Bulldog: What in the blue hell are you talking about? I thought you WERE Artie! Why do you think I'd have enough free time to even do something like that?

RDLee: Maybe because you are an "RDLee mark?" Nevermind that though, The biggest question on peoples mind these days is where the does this immense hatred for Aaron Wood comes from?

Bulldog: Here's the thing: Aaron Wood sucks. He adds absolutely nothing to this website (by *this website*, I mean WWI, but surely he adds nothing to your blog, either). I think my message has come across loud and clear. Captain Suck should just go back to the 'Ness and appear in doctored newspaper photographs. That's all he's good for.

RDLee: Now that the lines have been drawn why do you think that Fritz Stephey has joined Aaron's "Team Suck"?

Bulldog: I don't know, and I have no clue who or what "Fritz Stephey" is. Sounds like a 1940's cartoonist ("A Fritz Stephey Car-Tune: Harebrained Hi-Jinx"). But if this kid had any sense, he'd know that there's virtually no upside to teaming with Lame-Ass Wood.

RDLee: What are your thoughts on Zah coming to your defense and joining your side against the evils of "Team Suck"?

Bulldog: ZAH is someone I consider to be the MVP of World Wrestling Insanity, so anything he says is credible and flattering as hell. Mind you, though, who else would he side with in a feud involving Aaron Wood? Kind of a no-brainer there. Still, we Canucks stick up for each other. Canadians are like that - we'll fiercely loyal, will refuse to do jobs in our home country, and even speak our own secret language (French). You mess with the land of Molson and Maple Syrup? Not a wise move, Potsy.

RDLee: I came up with new names for your 2 stables.... You and Zah are the "Canadian BullZah's" and A.W. and Fritz are the "Fritzy Woods"... Do you think I should a named genius of the year?

Bulldog: I didn't realize there were stables. Though "The Fritzy Woods" does describe those two douchebags to a T. You are a genius RDLee, and you do equal ratings. Whatever that means.

RDLee: You know what it means... any who, Do you think James Guttman will ever have you and Aaron on a 3:10 audio at the same time just to watch the fireworks show?

Bulldog: I'm sure James would love to do that -- hell, any time I'm on the 3:10, the ratings go through the ROOF -- the only problem is, Captain Suck would never agree to it. He talks a big game, a zillion miles away from JG and I, but when it comes down to it, buddy is just plain scared. And you can quote me on that! Oh, looks like you ARE quoting me on that.

RDLee: Do you think my idea of you doing a full 30 minute audio discussing ONLY the suckage of Aaron Wood would be a success or "suckcess" so to speak?

Bulldog: It would be the biggest waste of audio ever!

RDLee: Sum up....

Bulldog: EVER!!!

RDLee: Um ok.... Sum up Aaron Wood in one word.... and you can't use the word "Suck"

Bulldog:"Sucks". See I didn't use the word "Suck" there at all. I pluralized it... so, perfectly acceptable substitute.

RDLee: So do you think in your heart of hearts that you and Aaron could ever patch things up and meet somewhere to share a ice cream sundae?

Bulldog: There's a joke in there that's WAY too obvious (involving the words "Aaron" "share" and "ice cream sundae"), but I'm far too high-brow to bring it up.

RDLee: Ok enough about Mr. Suck. Why is the "Infamous Suzanne" still considered "Infamous"? Shouldn't she be "Famous" now that she has been revealed as your object of desire?

Bulldog: Anyone who hooks up with me is obviously bad-ass, hardcore or any of those wrestling analogies you want to use. So that alone makes Bulldog's main squeeze "Infamous".

RDLee: And your co-host of many shows, the Big Rybowski, is called "Big" because of what? Is he overweight? Is he tall? Or is it his huge...... feet???

Bulldog: I believe he was named after Big Bird, actually. If you've ever listened to Complete and Utter Bulldog (and I urge all you stupid marks... I mean, dedicated readers.... to do so on Club WWI), you know that the program begins and ends with The Big Rybowski. He's just THAT impressive.

RDLee: If DH Smith challenged you to a wrestling match to determine who would be crowned the undisputed Canadian Bulldog, how would it play out? And be honest!

Bulldog: Who? That little douchebag who stole my name? Well, let me ask you this: I've been Canadian Bulldog for more than five years and I'm only getting more recognition worldwide as time goes on. He was Canadian Bulldog for, what, four weeks on Sunday Night Heat before getting jobbed out to JBL or Raw? I think you already know who the more powerful "Canadian Bulldog" is here. Do a Google search with the words "Canadian Bulldog" in quotes -- I think you'll see who has far more greatest hits.

RDLee: If you HAD to do one of these two things what would it be.... Share a plate of spaghetti with Aaron Wood, Lady and the Tramp style or Take a 5 minute stinkface from Rikishi with him forgetting to wear the thong?

Bulldog: See, now you're just TRYING to get me to make the obvious joke (involving the words "Share" "Spagheti" "Stinkface" "Thong" "Aaron Wood" and "Sucks", Too easy, my friend!

RDLee: So we're friends now? Anyways, There is a rumor that you will be getting neutured live on your next audio to attempt to be new and original, any truth to that?

Bulldog: In the two-plus years I've been doing CAUB, I've done the show in a hot tub. I've talked TNA in the shower. I've brought you to some of the wildest, drunkest parties known to man or woman. I've been in New York City, Niagara Falls and Calgary. I've recorded myself sleeping. I've given away money live to callers on the air. I've almost been killed. And most recently, I took a leak while on the air. Compared to those things, getting neutered sounds tame.

RDLee: Do you have any pet peeves or problems with anyone else on the WWI message boards besides Mr. Suck?

Bulldog: None whatsoever. I love all the stupid marks equally, especially those who have joined the newly-christened "Canadian Bulldog Coalition".

RDLee: Ok, if you can get overyourself for a minute, it's time for us to wrap it up.... I want to wish you all the best in your future endevours and allow you to say one last thing to all the stupid little Bulldog "marks" out there....

Bulldog: Best in future endeavors? If wrestling has taught me anything, that means I'm about to get FIRED!!! Geez, what a way to find out JG is canning my ass! Anyways, I appreciate everyone who reads my columns and listens to my audios. Thanks -- and I truly mean this -- for the compliment!!!

Also, Aaron Wood sucks.